Just something funny I got in the mail from my weird brother. ^_^ Made me laugh despite my not-so-bloggy mood.

Desperate Students During Exam

Bwahahahaha

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Having a kid is a continuous roller coaster ride. Any parent knows this. Some dread it that’s why they steer clear of the parent train. Such a shame really for you won’t be able to experience utter embarrassment if not.

At the doctor’s office yesterday.

Dr. G : Van, how is Ozzy’s bowel movement?

Me : Its fine doc, no problem there, he poops regularly except he hasn’t pooped yet today.

Dr. G : That’s fine, ok.

+ The whole time Ozzy was sitting on my lap; he squirmed his way down and began to squat on the floor turned red in the face and exclaimed,”Mommy!! uu! (mommy poopoo).” +

Me : uhmmm baby what are you doing?

Ozzy : uu. (with matching funny face + index finger covering his nose)

+We were all laughing now, including Dr.G+

Me : So sorry for that doc.

+ By now the smell was dreadful+

Dr.G : That’s quite alright.

+ We quickly finished up the appointment & fled as fast as we could +

If I had video footage for every little funny, witty, amazing, sweet thing my son Ozzy has done & said since then I’m sure it would make a full length movie by now.

It still amazes me that this sweet, innocent angel can say stuff like this & this.

A few updates on his ever expanding vocabulary:

1. /ow-ter/ - Water.
2. /ay-miss/ - Hi, Miss. {chickboy in the making. TskTsk}
3. /ah-tee/ - Aunty Jennie {my sister who used bribery & food to teach the boy her name and that’s the best he can come up with}
4. /gee-af/ - Giraffe
5. /ari/ - Marie {next door yaya}
6. /at/ - Cat {i just heard him say this ONCE. All the other time its “meow”}
7. /Owa/ - Joshua {himself}

• Sometimes we catch him pointing with his mouth {gosh, so Pinoy!} I didn’t teach him that I think he got it from the help.
• When counting, Wa-too-tee-too-tee-too-tee-en! (1,2,3,2,3,2,3-10!)

A funny conversation that we had 3 nights ago.

Me: Baby, who do you love??

Ozzy: Mommy, Daddy.

Me: Who does Mommy love?

Ozzy: Daddy.

Me: Who does Daddy love?

Ozzy : YAYA!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! His dad laughed so hard when he heard it.