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My husband was asking permission if he can go out with his friends tonight. I said, No. He texted me asking for a bit of compassion, blah blah.

I told him that we had an agreement & since he’s going out this Sunday (our family day.grrr.) to watch the Pacquiao Vs. Someone I don’t know fight at Waterfront, he can’t anymore go out tonight. End of discussion.

So after a few minutes, this text from that guy I married came in:

I have seemingly and authentically decided even if it will oppose my utmost pride that I will go out tonight. However, if you could have a simple touch of kindness and overflowing of sentiments to give me a chance so I could watch our own Filipino pride, MannyPacquiao. It would be my pleasure and my honor if you, my lovely and sexy wife could join me hand in hand and see the thrill of UNFINISHED BUSINESS. And as our ancestors said and with an open heart, I LOVE YOU CHE!!!

Weird! hahahah nosebleed to the nth level. So, after much pondering while rolling on the floor laughing, I have decided to say yes. But right after he has completed this permission slip. Thanks for this Mike does Thea require you to answer this as well?

permission slip

 

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Super funny. Well for those who can relate anyway. This is always an issue with me and my chi since were both young and all. For the record, I am a cool wife, I allow him to go out BUT of course he has rules & curfews, if not followed then be afraid..be VERY afraid.

Happy weekend friends!

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Glogged Up!

I’m making this a habit, I generally don’t read signs. At times I feel so self-centered that I don’t pay attention to the things around me. But I realized, I am missing out on a lot of funny, somewhat crazy signs out there.

Take for example this unassuming “pahibalo” in english NOTICE.

pahibalo2

Translation in English for those readers who do not understand BISAYA.

+Please do not use your foot in flushing the toilet to refrain from destroying the handle.

+Please don’t throw tissue paper into the bowl so that it won’t be GLOGGED UP!

Hahaha!

Take note, I was inside this cubicle peeing when this “pahibalo” caught my attention. Good thing my trusty cam phone was close by.

 

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I got this funny email from my dad. Initially, I laughed. But it got me thinking. If this ever happens to me, what will I do?

Will I scold my child?

Click Click,it’s just a .21sec clip,I guarantee it’s worth it!

Prolly not.

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Grindill Chernoble

What do YOU think of that name?

Like it?

No?

Yes?

Well, my dad hates it & refused to name his grandchild that. Read more… »

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driveng

Ok, the picture is pointless! My dad’s Treo is suppose to be a better phone..well apparently, it’s not! Anyway, if you have built in zooming device in your eyes you can actually see that what’s written on the back of the taxi is priceless.

“How’s my driveng? Call 032-231xxxx”

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This is fun..found it here.

Stare at this picture for a bit.

Tell me, is the girl turning clockwise OR counter clockwise?

spinning dancer

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About Author

Vannie lives in the Queen City of the South, Cebu City. She is in her mid-twenties, works in their family owned business and has recently taken on blogging as a serious obsession. Contact her at vanessa@abomar.com.