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1 Jul
Just something funny I got in the mail from my weird brother. ^_^ Made me laugh despite my not-so-bloggy mood.
Desperate Students During Exam
Bwahahahaha 
Right after lunch, my sister Jennie, Josh & I were in the room playing with Ozzy. The little boy was rummaging through my bag and kept on saying “ic ac”. I knew he wanted tictacs. He has always loved tictacs especially the orange one which is minty yet sweet. It is always nearby because I can bribe him with that.
So anyway… Jennie suddenly remembers a test for kids.
She gave 1 tictac to Ozzy, looked him in the eye and calmly explained to him that if he keeps an eye on the treat for 1 minute she’ll give him 1 more. She placed the tictac on the table and the three of us proceeded to chat. We did not bother Ozzy or talk to him; but we were quietly observing him. I can see that he wanted to grab the little treat but he kept on hesitating then would glance at us occasionally.
Surprisingly, 1 minute passed by and he was still there. Glued to where we left him eyes fixed on the treat.
As his reward, his Aunty Jennie gave him 2 tictacs. He was so happy. Holding his 2 treats. Honestly, I didn’t think he’d pass that test. Knowing my son he is impatient like me, but he understood the concept of waiting to get a reward.
Amazing.
Having a kid is a continuous roller coaster ride. Any parent knows this. Some dread it that’s why they steer clear of the parent train. Such a shame really for you won’t be able to experience utter embarrassment if not.
At the doctor’s office yesterday.
Dr. G : Van, how is Ozzy’s bowel movement?
Me : Its fine doc, no problem there, he poops regularly except he hasn’t pooped yet today.
Dr. G : That’s fine, ok.
+ The whole time Ozzy was sitting on my lap; he squirmed his way down and began to squat on the floor turned red in the face and exclaimed,”Mommy!! uu! (mommy poopoo).” +
Me : uhmmm baby what are you doing?
Ozzy : uu. (with matching funny face + index finger covering his nose)
+We were all laughing now, including Dr.G+
Me : So sorry for that doc.
+ By now the smell was dreadful+
Dr.G : That’s quite alright.
+ We quickly finished up the appointment & fled as fast as we could +
If I had video footage for every little funny, witty, amazing, sweet thing my son Ozzy has done & said since then I’m sure it would make a full length movie by now.
It still amazes me that this sweet, innocent angel can say stuff like this & this.
A few updates on his ever expanding vocabulary:
A funny conversation that we had 3 nights ago.
Me: Baby, who do you love??
Ozzy: Mommy, Daddy.
Me: Who does Mommy love?
Ozzy: Daddy.
Me: Who does Daddy love?
Ozzy : YAYA!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! His dad laughed so hard when he heard it.
Sorry for lack of ‘real’ posts guys. I am actually busy. Josh’s application is keeping me busy and work is pretty much stacking up since it is nearing month-end. Lots of summaries to do, payables and what-not. Anyway, I am feeling ‘vain’ today thus the picture. Teehee.
I had the perfect hair day last Sunday. I think it was because of the weather. It was not too hot therefore resulting to a tame and non-frizzy hair. Why, why don’t I have perfect hair like these 4 “hailed most beautiful non-girls“? bwahaha ^_^
If you’ve seen that commercial spoof. Then I know you are laughing right now. If not click that link and laugh with me.
Just felt like sharing that video because it made my day. Total laugh trip.
14 Mar
My husband was asking permission if he can go out with his friends tonight. I said, No. He texted me asking for a bit of compassion, blah blah.
I told him that we had an agreement & since he’s going out this Sunday (our family day.grrr.) to watch the Pacquiao Vs. Someone I don’t know fight at Waterfront, he can’t anymore go out tonight. End of discussion.
So after a few minutes, this text from that guy I married came in:
I have seemingly and authentically decided even if it will oppose my utmost pride that I will go out tonight. However, if you could have a simple touch of kindness and overflowing of sentiments to give me a chance so I could watch our own Filipino pride, MannyPacquiao. It would be my pleasure and my honor if you, my lovely and sexy wife could join me hand in hand and see the thrill of UNFINISHED BUSINESS. And as our ancestors said and with an open heart, I LOVE YOU CHE!!!
Weird! hahahah nosebleed to the nth level. So, after much pondering while rolling on the floor laughing, I have decided to say yes. But right after he has completed this permission slip. Thanks for this Mike does Thea require you to answer this as well?
(click on the thumbnail for larger view)
Super funny. Well for those who can relate anyway. This is always an issue with me and my chi since were both young and all. For the record, I am a cool wife, I allow him to go out BUT of course he has rules & curfews, if not followed then be afraid..be VERY afraid.
Happy weekend friends!
I’m making this a habit, I generally don’t read signs. At times I feel so self-centered that I don’t pay attention to the things around me. But I realized, I am missing out on a lot of funny, somewhat crazy signs out there.
Take for example this unassuming “pahibalo” in english NOTICE.
Translation in English for those readers who do not understand BISAYA.
+Please do not use your foot in flushing the toilet to refrain from destroying the handle.
+Please don’t throw tissue paper into the bowl so that it won’t be GLOGGED UP!
Hahaha!
Take note, I was inside this cubicle peeing when this “pahibalo” caught my attention. Good thing my trusty cam phone was close by.
I got this funny email from my dad. Initially, I laughed. But it got me thinking. If this ever happens to me, what will I do?
Will I scold my child?
Click Click,it’s just a .21sec clip,I guarantee it’s worth it!
Prolly not.
What do YOU think of that name?
Like it?
No?
Yes?
Well, my dad hates it & refused to name his grandchild that. Read more… »
Ok, the picture is pointless! My dad’s Treo is suppose to be a better phone..well apparently, it’s not! Anyway, if you have built in zooming device in your eyes you can actually see that what’s written on the back of the taxi is priceless.
“How’s my driveng? Call 032-231xxxx”
Vannie lives in the Queen City of the South, Cebu City. She is in her mid-twenties, works in their family owned business and has recently taken on blogging as a serious obsession. Contact her at vanessa@abomar.com.
