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Ok, the picture is pointless! My dad’s Treo is suppose to be a better phone..well apparently, it’s not! Anyway, if you have built in zooming device in your eyes you can actually see that what’s written on the back of the taxi is priceless.

“How’s my driveng? Call 032-231xxxx”

“Well…your driving is fine but your spelling is HORRIBLE!”…..hahahahahaha ~ said my mom. She was the one who noticed it.

I was laughing so hard, I actually teared up. In Cebu City alone, it’s embarassing but I have to admit, there are a lot of signs or billboards that are just plain wrong!

Here are a few more courtesy of a friends email. It was a compilation from Jojie Alcantara here.

ded shit

For the record, the guy meant dead sh*t right? (yah, like that would make sense?) teehee. a-hah! B-E-D SHEET! duh. (dipindi sa klasi translates to “depends on the type” ~ of what? sh*t?) nyahahaha!

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Awww..how nice, perfect gift for Valentine’s. A Sweet Shirt. Now all we need is Sweet Pants and were all set.

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vicycle.jpg

Oh my ghad. I think I know where this place is. Abellana.National.Sports.Complex. Vicycle no entry! Vuses and Voats pwede?

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retiner.jpg

Retiner?! What’s that? Answer: “Bres sa Ngipon” ….Ahhh…Why did I have to ask? o_0

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Wait, it does not stop there…here’s more.

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BE DISCIPLINE OURSELVES PEOPLE!! Sheesss..

Nosebleed.


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5 Comments so far »

  1. by Mitch , on February 7 2008 @ 5:58 pm

     

    Hemorrhage kamo nyahahaha!

  2. by Vanessa , on February 8 2008 @ 7:33 am

     

    hi mitch! oo nga..ahahahaha

  3. by JennieJoyz , on February 8 2008 @ 11:19 am

     

    DRIVENG!!! WTF! Hahahaha! Love it G! I will send it to Reader’s Digest!

  4. by Vanessa , on February 8 2008 @ 11:26 am

     

    bwahahahaha special thanks for the watchful (judgemental?) eye of mommy.

    naa koi cut anang sa reader’s digest ha?teehee

  5. by Kelly , on February 8 2008 @ 12:22 pm

     

    ang sakit sa ulo! pero laugh trip! :D

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Vannie lives in the Queen City of the South, Cebu City. She is in her mid-twenties, works in their family owned business and has recently taken on blogging as a serious obsession. Contact her at vanessa@abomar.com.