I will be out for a few days! so….lemme just greet you all in advance!

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I just had to know.

Your Holiday Stress Level is Moderate

The holidays sometimes stress you out, but mostly because they wear you down.Take it easy! You can have a fun holiday without running yourself ragged.

Are you in for a good laugh?? Then read on.

Best of the Best Beauty Pageant Boo Boos

Host : Saan ang dream vacation mo?
Girl Contestant : : Amangpulo.

Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?
Male Contestant : Uhmm…taptoy.
Host : What taptoy?
Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird.

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I was freeing some space in my outlook office when I saw this forwarded mail. It was about Bizarre facts of the world. When I received it, it was the year 2005. I don’t know if some of these hold true for today but it was funny, entertaining & informative all at the same time…

…So I would like to share it here.

BIZARRE FACTS OF THIS WORLD

*In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual
relations with a male animal are punishable by death.

*In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s
genitals,but is prohibited from looking directly at them
during the examination. He may only see their reflection
in a mirror.

*Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs
of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of
wood at all times.

*The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.

*There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them
for the privilege of having sex for the first time…
Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry.

Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere
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Gawd, I hate packing for myself. I always over-pack because I want to be prepared. You know in case we have to extend our stay or in-case I spill juice all over my ‘friday’ outfit etc.etc. For whatever reason, I always find myself over-packing.

So anyway, imagine packing for 2? Me, the over-packer has to pack for the baby as well. Diapers, wipes, bib, socks, milk, shirt, extra shirt ~ the works! How the heck will I fit everything in one luggage? We are only bringing one big luggage and one smaller bag to hand-carry. It’s easier this way since I can’t help Daddy J with the luggage since I am in-charge of Baby J also known as Ozzy! I am going crazy. I need help.<OA> hehehe.

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Lookie..lookie!!!..I just want to share this pic of my son. He looks so darn cute with his little soccer uniform noh? Baby Beckham! I can be his momma Posh! (feeling?)

We bought his outfit err uniform in HK, Mongkok (their version of Divesoria) and got it for 25HK Dollars. Roughly Php150.00! Quite a steal right??

I hope I can go back to HK in summer so that I can shop!!! Didn’t get to splurge because all their sale items where winter wear! hohum.

One of my guilty pleasures is reading gossip sites..(don’t judge me). Anyway, I just read that Britney’s baby sister is pregnant..! Nickelodeon star Jamie Lynn Spears is supposedly 12 weeks along according to OK magazine.

What?! She’s like 10? Ok fine, she’s 16 but still she’s a baby and now she’s having one. The good thing is she decided to keep the baby and not take the easy way out (abortion, its legal in the US you know.)

Wala lang, shock lang ko..Oh well..she’s got her big sister as her role model, so what do you expect right? Those poor kids. We could only hope for the best for the sake of the kids.

Tsk.Tsk.Tsk.If you are into gossip and holly-weird as they say it. Click here & here.

♥Vanessa♥

I was thinking about this since Ozzy is not getting any younger and frankly, diapers are not getting any cheaper! When is the right time to potty train my son?

So naturally, I googled and found a lot of helpful sites. I searched for links specifically for boys since we all know boys are wired differently than girls. I heard it was harder to potty train boys than girls. We shall see.

Anyway, here are the 7 signs that your son is ready to be potty trained according to Emma Shore.

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Yes..yes..I am still taking tests why? I guess because I’m a nerd like that…hihihi

Yes! I am just dorky! ahahahahaha ~ to take the test, click the picture above! Enjoy my dorky friends!:)

The verdict is in..guilty or not guilty?

Am i really vain? As I was happily looking into this OkCupid! A site which offers a lot of fun tests, I stumbled upon the Vanity Test.

Dum.dum.dum.duuum…Should I take it? For a split second there, I hesitated. I didn’t know if I would like to know the results.

Vanity: Inflated pride in oneself or one’s appearance.

As a personality trait, vanity has a pretty bad reputation. It can, however, be a powerful tool when used correctly.

For example, think of the way you feel after a really good haircut or style. How about the way you feel while wearing new clothes? How do you feel after receiving a compliment about your physical appearance?

Let me tell you how you feel.

You feel good. You feel strong. Your heart thunders. Your body is alive with energy, like hot static bolting across your skin, and nothing can stop you.

This test will gauge your level of vanity and determine the nature of your pride, all the while infusing you with greater and greater amounts of the sin itself.

You can take the test here.

And for my results???

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